Dwayne, you've gotta learn to kick ass if you wanna be a peacemaker.

Sheriff

Ursa: [watching an Army helicopter] Look. They need machines to fly.
General Zod: What bravery. Be nice to them, my dear. Blow them a kiss.

I've never seen garbage eat garbage before.

Clark Kent

[after blowing acid on to his better half] What's 'a matter, Kent? Too hot for ya'? Come on chicken! You've been on my nerves for a long time!

Evil Superman

General Zod: This "super-man" is nothing of the kind; I've discovered his weakness.
Ursa: Yes?
General Zod: He cares. He actually cares for these Earth people.
Ursa: Like pets?
General Zod: I suppose.
Ursa: Sentimental idiot!

Lois Lane: But millions of people will die!
Lex Luthor: Billions! Once again, the press underestimates me.

Kitty Kowalski: Wow, that's really something Lex.
Lex Luthor: Wait for it.
Kitty Kowalski: [long pause] Wow, that's really something Lex. It's freakin' Gone with the Wind

You will travel far, my little Kal-El, but we will never leave you-even in the face of our deaths. You will make my strength your own. You will see my life through your eyes, as your life will be seen through mine. The son becomes the father. And the father, the son.

Jor-El

How many "f's" in "catastrophic"?

Lois Lane

I'm sorry I left you, Lois.

You always wanted to fly Kent. Now's your chance!

Evil Superman

I don't want to go to jail because there are robbers and rapers and rapers who rape robbers.

Gus Gorman

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