The Hangover Movies Quotes
Phil: You ever do anything that doesn't end up in a standoff, Chow?
Mr. Chow: I'm an international criminal, it always ends like this.
Phil: You're not my friend!
Alan: Don't say that Phil, are you serious? Even in America!?
Stu: You're the bearded devil!
I was gonna have you sing 'Burn it Up' by the Jonas Brothers, but then I remembered you don't like Indie music.
Alan
Sometimes when you snort coke, your heart stops and starts up again. Read a book!
Mr. Chow
First I lost my monkey, and now my hat. Could this day get any worse?
Alan
K as in Knife.
Alan
Holla, City of Squalor!
Mr. Chow
I have a weakness for prostitutes apparently, all kinds.
Stu
I wish monkeys could skype.
Alan
Mr. Chow: Did you die?
Phil: No, but i was shot.
Mr. Chow: But did you die?
Stu: I'm part of some weird wolf pack.
Alan: Hey, it's not weird. It's really quite cool, there's no membership fee.
"What is this a P.F. Chang's?"
Alan
