Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice.

Phil Wenneck

Stu Price: Here's something I would like to remind you two of: our best friend Doug is probably face down in a ditch right now with a meth head butt-fucking his corpse!
Alan Garner: That's highly unlikely.

First I lost my monkey, and now my hat. Could this day get any worse?

Alan

What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras or Halle Berry in her cat woman suit.

Stu Price

See you later, gay boys!

Mr. Chow

Don't you worry your pretty stripped head were gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed. Then were gonna find our best friend Doug and then were gonna give him a best friend hug... Doug Doug, Dougie, Doug, Doug.

Stu Price

It's got, ah, Ted Danson and Magnum P.I. and that Jewish actor...

Alan Garner

It would be so cool if I could breast-feed.

Alan Garner

So long, gay boys!

Mr. Chow

Oh, you know what? Next week's no good for me... The Jonas Brothers are in town. But any week after that, it's totally fine.

Alan Garner

That's right, keep steppin'. I'll hit an old man in public!

Alan Garner

"What is this a P.F. Chang's?"

Alan

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