Popular The Hangover Movies Quotes
We're the 3 best friends that anybody could have.Alan [singing]
We're the 3 best friends that anyone could have, we're the 3 best friends that anyone can have and we'll never never ever ever ever leave each other."
[repeatedly singing] And we're the three best friends that anyone could have!Alan Garner
Stu Price: Fuck!
Alan Garner: Your language is offensive.
Doug Billings: We look at these pictures together, ok? One time. And then we delete the evidence.
Stu Price: I say we delete it right now.
Phil Wenneck: Are you nut? I want to find out how I went to the hospital. Is that in there?
Alan Garner: Yeah it's in there!
Doug Billings: Guys, one time. Deal?
Phil Wenneck: Deal!
Stu Price: Deal.
Alan Garner: Ok.
Stu Price: [the four of them look into the camera] Oh dear Lord!
Alan Garner: That's classic!
Doc, none of us could remember anything from last night. Remember?Alan Garner
Phil Wenneck: [while driving a squad car on the sidewalk and using the loudspeaker] Ma'am, in the leopard dress, you have an incredible rack.
Phil Wenneck: [to himself] I should have been a fucking cop.
[his answering machine message] It's Phil, leave a message. Actually, you know what, don't text me. It's gay.Phil Wenneck
I have a weakness for prostitutes apparently, all kinds.Stu
See you later, gay boys!Mr. Chow
Alan Garner: [while picking up a friend at the school where he works] Did you have to park this close?
Doug Billings: Yeah, why?
Alan Garner: I just... I can't be here.
Doug Billings: What do you mean?
Alan Garner: I'm not supposed to be within two hundred feet of a church... or a Chuckeee Cheeze.
"I have a demon in me."Stu
Not at the table, Jose!Alan Garner