Rick O'Connell: I. Really. Hate. Mummies.
Evelyn O'Connell: I think the feeling is mutual.

Ah! My ass is on fire! My ass is on fire! Spank my ass. Spank my ass!

Jonathan Carnahan

You three-headed shape-shifting son-of-a-bitch.

Jonathan Carnahan

Jonathan Carnahan: Die you mummy bastards. Die.
Mad Dog Maguire: There is no call for bad language.

Whoa whoa whoa. Sorry pal, there's a mummy on the loose.

Rick O'Connell

Evelyn O'Connell: What is that god awful smell?
Jonathan Carnahan: [covered in puke] The Yak yakked.

So these are the good undead guys, right?

Rick O'Connell

I hate mummies. They never play fair.

Jonathan Carnahan

Good going dad. You've raised another mummy. In his tomb, it said he had control of the five elements.

Alex O'Connell

[about Han] When the emperor built the great wall, he buried his enemies underneath it. I will call them to battle once more.


Pilot: I'd tell you to fasten your seatbelts, but it was too cheap to buy any! Ha ha ha!
Rick O'Connell: Ha ha ha! Why am I laughing?

[to Rick] You guys are like mummy magnets!

Jonathan Carnahan

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