[in the voice of a cartoon mouse] I'm the mascot of an evil corporation!

Bart Simpson

[after the Simpsons' house collapses into the sink hole] They're China's problem now.

Chief Wiggum

Ned Flanders: Ok, boys, when you meet Jesus, be sure to call Him Mr. Christ.
Todd Flanders: Will Buddha be there?
Ned Flanders: No.

We have a great life here in Alaska, and we're never going back to America again!

Homer Simpson

Homer Simpson: I'll let you hold the bomb...
Bart Simpson: The man knows me!

Marge Simpson: Thanks for coming over.
Comic Book Guy: [happily] Thanks for giving me your pregnancy pants; I've never known comfort like this.

That was the most incredible experience of my life! And now, to find my family, save my town, and drop ten pounds!

Homer Simpson

Ned Flanders: Look at that, you can see the four states that border Springfield: Ohio, Nevada, Maine, and Kentucky!
Bart Simpson: Oh yeah.

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