This thing is wicked!

Captain Lennox

Sam 'Spike' Witwicky: [talking into phone] My car is alive...
[from trailer]
Sam 'Spike' Witwicky: [to Bumblebee] You're my Guardian?

[speaking to Optimus Prime through his window] Okay, listen. You got to listen to me. If my parents come out here and see you, they're going to freak out. My mother's got a temper.

Sam 'Spike' Witwicky

I bought a car. Turn out to be an alien robot... who knew?

Sam 'Spike' Witwicky

Captain Lennox: Okay, it's a Visa...
International Operator: Also, sir, have you heard about our Premium Plus full service call package?
Captain Lennox: NO I DON'T WANT A PREMIUM PACKAGE!

Jazz: You want a piece of me, huh?
Megatron: No, I want two!

We're facing war against a technological civilization far superior to our own! Our enemy can take any shape! They could be anywhere!

Keller

Optimus Prime: It's you and me, Megatron.
Megatron: No, it's just me, Prime.
Optimus Prime: At the end of this day, one shall stand, one shall fall!
Megatron: You still fight for the weak! That is why you lose!

Sam Witwicky: You can't put girl jewellery on a boy dog. He's got enough self esteem issues being a Chihuahua.
Judy Witwicky: That's his bling!

Megatron: Humans don't deserve to live!
Optimus Prime: They deserve to choose for themselves!
Megatron: Then you will die with them! JOIN THEM IN EXTINCTION!

[to his dad] You don't stop, you don't hide. You run.

Sam Witwicky

A driver don't pick the cars. Mmm-mm. Cars pick the driver.

Bobby Bolivia

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