The Hangover

Alan Garner: Gambling? Who said anything about gambling? It's not gambling when you know you're gonna win. Counting cards is a foolproof system.
Stu Price: It's also illegal.
Alan Garner: It's not illegal, it's frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane.
Phil Wenneck: I'm pretty sure that's illegal too.
Alan Garner: Yeah, maybe after 9/11, where everybody got so sensitive. Thanks a lot, Bin Laden.

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Movie:: The Hangover
Genre:: Comedy
Franchise:: The Hangover Movies
Characters:: Phil Wenneck, Stu Price, Alan Garner
Related Quotes:: The Hangover Quotes, Comedy Quotes, The Hangover Movies Quotes, Phil Wenneck Quotes, Stu Price Quotes, Alan Garner Quotes
Added by:: Rupert Pupkin
Added:: December 28, 2009

The Hangover Quotes

Stu Price: Ew! Alan, did you just eat sofa pizza?
Alan Garner: Yes.

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Added: December 28, 2009

Alan Garner: Do you know if the hotel is pager friendly?
Lisa: What do you mean?
Alan Garner: I'm not getting a sig' on my beeper.
Lisa: I'm not sure.
Alan Garner: Is there a payphone bank? Buncha payphones? Business.
Lisa: Umm, there's a phone in your room...
Alan Garner: That'll work.

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Added: December 28, 2009