If she calls, just be gentle, you know? Like you're really happy to hear from her. Like you miss her. Women love that shit.

Max

I know the presidents' chief advisor, we were at MIT together. And, in a situation like this, you really don't want to take advice from a man who got a C minus in astrophysics. The presidents' advisors are... wrong. I'mright.

Ronald Quincy

Very funny, George. This one will make you laugh.
[shoots George in the foot]

Jake Green

How many times are you going to kill my dog Holmes?

Dr. John Watson

To those who much is given, much is lost.

Phaedra

[waving to alien]
David Levinson: Hey, take a look at the earthlings. Goodbye!
Captain Steven Hiller: Y'all take care, alright, 'nothing but love for ya. I ain't got nothing by love for ya.
[to David]
Captain Steven Hiller: You think they have any idea what's about to happen to them?
David Levinson: Not a chance in hell. Goodnight!

Somebody has to make a stand!

Perseus

Dominic Toretto: You thought this was gonna be a street fight?
Dominic Toretto: You're goddamn right it is.

I try to learn your ways, understand your obsessions. But this baseball, it's so bleedin' boring, isn't it?

Raymond Calitri

Have you seen what's happening out there? Have you even bothered to look?
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Andromeda

Katie Deauxma: Dave,why are you dressed like Kick-ass!
Dave Lizewski: I am Kick-ass! I'm also not gay.
Katie Deauxma: Fuck!

Professor Henry Jones: I didn't know you could fly a plane.
Indiana Jones: Fly, yes. Land.... no.

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