Mike Lowrey: [Howard is yelling at Burnett for having a shootout outside a hotel] I haven't killed anyone today, yet, Captain...
Captain Howard: Hey, do you want me to yell at you? Cause I can do that!

We were close once, we started this whole Expendables thing together but... we had a falling out.

Stonebanks

Barney Ross: Better get out of that seat and move to the back, Christmas is coming.
Galgo: But it's only June...
Barney Ross: Galgo, get out of the seat!

How hard can it be to kill ten men?

Stonebanks

[after Smilee performs an outrageous stunt] Couldn't take the stairs?

Barney Ross

Get to the chopper!

Trench

Barney Ross: [watching Luna fight] I could do that.
Bonaparte: You wanna slip on a dress and give it a shot?

Insane! Courageous, but insane!

Galgo

Trench: What are you gonna do?
Barney Ross: [furious] Reload.

  • Permalink: Reload.
  • Rating: Unrated

You were stupid enough to get yourself into this mess! And we're the only ones crazy enough to get you out of it!

Lee Christmas

Max Drummer: This is it? This is your team?
Trench: Short notice.
Max Drummer: [looks at Yin Yang] Very short.

'Bout time you boys showed up!

Hale Caesar

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