Ethan Hunt: Who are you really, Brandt?
Brandt: We all have our secrets. Don't we, Ethan?

Hans Gruber: You an American?
John McClane: Only if New Jersey counts.

Once again, the L.A.P.D. is asking Los Angelenos not to fire their guns at the visitor spacecraft. You may inadvertently trigger an interstellar war.

Video Newscaster

Dan Paine: Who sent you?
Barney Ross: [to the bald Dan Paine] Your hairdresser!

Katie Deauxma: Dave,why are you dressed like Kick-ass!
Dave Lizewski: I am Kick-ass! I'm also not gay.
Katie Deauxma: Fuck!

Look at it! It's a once in a lifetime opportunity, man! Let me go out there and let me get one wave, just one wave before you take me in. I mean, come on man, where I am I gonna go? Cliffs on both sides! I'm not gonna paddle my way to New Zealand! Come on, compadre. Come on!

Bodhi

Nice suit. John Phillips, London. I have two myself. Rumor has it Arafat buys his there.

Hans Gruber

Somebody has to make a stand!

Perseus

C'mon baby, come ta' papa, I'll kiss ya' fuckin' dalmatian.

John McClane

We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.

The Borg

John McClane: I'll tell you what your problem is, you don't like me because you're a racist!
Zeus: What?
John McClane: You're a racist! You don't like me because I'm white!
Zeus: I don't like you because you're going to get me killed!

Look, I really don't think they flew 90 billion light years to come down here and start a fight. Get all rowdy.

Captain Steven Hiller

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