Supervisor: Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...
John McClane: No fucking shit, lady. Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?

There'll be dangers along the way, firstly mermaids, zombies, Blackbeard.

Captain Jack Sparrow

Why are you so calm? Have you done that kinda stuff before?

Matt Farrell

Don't think. Just let it happen.

James Bond

Kai: I was afraid prison would make you soft.
Han Sing: People don't get soft in prison.

Look, I really don't think they flew 90 billion light years to come down here and start a fight. Get all rowdy.

Captain Steven Hiller

Our situation has not improved.

Professor Henry Jones

Risk is part of the game if you want to sit in that chair.

Kirk

King Dingaling.

Mike Lowrey

[addressing his troops] And remember. This was all made possible thanks to the g-g-g-g-gullibility of the New York Police Department!

Simon

Donny: Hello, and welcome to "TV Car Trivia!" First question, who was the driver of a '73 Firebird? Uh, Otto?
Otto Halliwell: Uh, Jim Rockford, "Rockford Files".
Sara "Sway" Wayland: Gimme "Columbo".
Kip: A Peugeot convertible.
Donny: What color?
Kip: Gray.
Mirror Man: How do you know that?
Kip: 'Cause I love that show.
Mirror Man: Man, I got three words for all of y'all: Get a life!

Ladies and gentlemen, you're being detained against your will, and for that I apologize. It is not our intention in any way to harm you, and you will not be detained one minute longer than is necessary for us to complete our mission.

General Hummel

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