Indiana Jones: Stop! Look, just ... stand against the wall, will ya?
Short Round: You say to stand against the wall! I listen to what you say! Not my fault! Not my fault!

It wasn't me! It's her!

Short Round

Shorty, where's my razor?

Indiana Jones

Willie: Give me your hat.
Short Round: Why?
Willie: Because I'm gonna puke in it!

[on Willie] The biggest trouble with her is the noise.

Indiana Jones

Indiana Jones: You know what your problem is, Princess? You're too used to getting your own way.
Willie: And you're too proud to admit that you're crazy about me, Dr. Jones!
Indiana Jones: If you want me Willie, you know where to find me.
Willie: Five minutes. You'll be back over here in five minutes.
Indiana Jones: I'll be asleep in five minutes.
Willie: Five. You know it, and I know it.

Indiana Jones, this is one night you'll never forget. This is the night I slipped right through your fingers. Sleep tight and pleasant dreams. I could've been your greatest adventure!

Willie

You are in a position unsuitable to give orders!

Mola Ram

Ah, Dr. Jones. I'm Earl Webber. I spoke with your assistant and managed to secure three seats. However, there might be a slight inconvenience as you will be riding on a cargo plane full of live poultry.

Webber

[being lowered into the pit] I'm not going to have anything nice to say about this place when I get back!

Willie

Willie: There are two dead people in here!
Indiana Jones: There's gonna be two dead people in here! Hurry!

We are not sinking, we are crashing!

Willie

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