David Levinson: You really think you can fly that thing?
Captain Steven Hiller: You really think you can do all that bullshit you just said?

David Levinson: They're chasing us!
Captain Steven Hiller: Really, you think?

I picked a helluva day to quit drinkin'.

Russel Casse

Russel Casse: In the words of my generation: Up yours!

Mr. President! Wow! This is... what a pleasure. As you can imagine, they... they don't let us out much.

Dr. Okun

President Thomas Whitmore: What do you want us to do?
Captured Alien: Die. Die.

Alicia Casse: This could be our last night on Earth. I don't want to die a virgin.
Philip: If we do, we'll both die virgins, but at least we'll be together.

Oh, no. no, you did NOT shoot that green shit at me!

Captain Steven Hiller

David Levinson: Hey, you have any idea how long it takes for those cups to decompose?
Julius Levinson: If you don't move soon, I'm gonna start to decompose.

Let's kick the tires and light the fires, big daddy!

Capt. Jimmy Wilder

Captain Steven Hiller: Was that an earthquake?
Jasmine Dubrow: Not even a four pointer. Go back to sleep.

Oh god, I hope they bring back Elvis.

Elvis Fanatic

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