President Thomas Whitmore: What do you want us to do?
Captured Alien: Die. Die.

Alicia Casse: This could be our last night on Earth. I don't want to die a virgin.
Philip: If we do, we'll both die virgins, but at least we'll be together.

Oh, no. no, you did NOT shoot that green shit at me!

Captain Steven Hiller

David Levinson: Hey, you have any idea how long it takes for those cups to decompose?
Julius Levinson: If you don't move soon, I'm gonna start to decompose.

Let's kick the tires and light the fires, big daddy!

Capt. Jimmy Wilder

Captain Steven Hiller: Was that an earthquake?
Jasmine Dubrow: Not even a four pointer. Go back to sleep.

Oh god, I hope they bring back Elvis.

Elvis Fanatic

Capt. Jimmy Wilder: You scared, man?
Captain Steven Hiller: No. You?
Capt. Jimmy Wilder: No. Hold me.

Gen. Gray: Mr. President, I'd sure like to know what you're doing.
President Thomas Whitmore: I'm a combat pilot, Will. I belong in the air.

A toast, to the end of the world.

David Levinson

Now that's what I call a close encounter .

Captain Steven Hiller

Jasmine Dubrow: There you go, thinking you're all that. But you are not as charming as you think you are, sir.
Captain Steven Hiller: Yes, I am.

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