You know we're sitting on four million pounds of fuel, one nuclear weapon and a thing that has 270,000 moving parts built by the lowest bidder. Makes you feel good, doesn't it?

Rockhound

Ha ha ha! Hello, boys! I'm baaaaack!

Russel Casse

Officer: Have you ever been convicted of espionage, sedition or treason?
Chris Farraday: Together?

Sévérine: How much do you know about fear?
James Bond: All there is.
Sévérine: Well, not like this... Not like him...

Walter Donovan: Care to wet your whistle Marcus?
Marcus Brody: I'd rather spit in your face. Better that I haven't got any spit.

Chad: Is it the eggs?
Dylan: It's not the eggs.
Chad: Is it the boat?
Dylan: No, it's not the boat, I have to go though.
Chad: Is it the Chad?
Dylan: It might be the Chad.
Chad: The Chad... It's the Chad!
[Chad falls into the water]

I know you can hear me, you selfish bastard!

Dr. John Watson

If you gonna survive, stop thinkin' like a cop.

Dominic

Jesus Paul! Why don't you just fucking rape me?

Macha

Okay guys give me some room. I've just been ordered to fire on Air Force One.

F-15 Pilot

The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success.

Elliot Carver

Truman: So you drill, drop the nuke, and leave. Here's the key: you're going to remote-detonate the nuke... before the asteroid passes this plane,
[Quincy shows a video of the asteroid]
Truman: Zero Barrier. If you do that, the fragments of the asteroid will be deflected enough to pass right by us. If the bomb explodes after Zero Barrier,
[the video of the asteroid fragments hitting the Earth is displayed]
Truman: game's over.

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