Simon: [talking to police on speaker] Well, is the ebony Samaritan there?
Zeus: You got a problem with ebony?
Simon: No, no. My only problem is that I went to some trouble preparing that game for McClane. You interfered with a well-laid plan.
Zeus: Well, you can stick your well-laid plan up your well-laid ass.

Indiana Jones: How did you know she was a Nazi?
Professor Henry Jones: She talks in her sleep.

Russ Turner: Now, the only reasonable question to ask after that is: what the fuck is going on?

Letty: Would you believe I knocked him out with my charm?
Kara: You're not that charming, bitch.

Hale Caesar: Time to mow the lawn!
Hale Caesar: [wreaks havoc with a mini-gun]

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This is no (expletive) bueno.

Chris Farraday

We do not cause the destruction of a world, Captain Carter. We simply manage it. Feed off it, if you like.

Matai Shang

The Terminator: I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.
Biker: You forgot to say please...

Kid On Bike: Hey man, you just fucked up your Ferrari!
Stanley Goodspeed: It's not mine. Neither's this.
[steals bike]

What we require now is a feat of linguistic legerdemain and a degree of intrepidity.

Captain Spock

I'm Agent Johnson, this is Special Agent Johnson. No relation.

FBI Agent Johnson

I picked a helluva day to quit drinkin'.

Russel Casse

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