[after landing on the road after jumping out of the plane] Touchdown, baby!


This is the second time he's done this to me. There will not be a third.

Capt. Jack Aubrey

We do not cause the destruction of a world, Captain Carter. We simply manage it. Feed off it, if you like.

Matai Shang

The Terminator: I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.
Biker: You forgot to say please...

Hale Caesar: Time to mow the lawn!
Hale Caesar: [wreaks havoc with a mini-gun]

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Letty: Would you believe I knocked him out with my charm?
Kara: You're not that charming, bitch.

Russ Turner: Now, the only reasonable question to ask after that is: what the fuck is going on?

This is no (expletive) bueno.

Chris Farraday

Mike Lowrey: Hello?
Marcus Burnett: We're your new neighbors.
Mike Lowrey: Don't be alarmed, we're negros.
Marcus Burnett: Naw man, naw. There's too much bass in your voice. That scares white folks. You got to sound like them.
Marcus Burnett: We were wondering if we could borrow some brown sugar...?

Disturbing the peace? I got thrown out of a window! What's the fuckin' charge for getting pushed out of a moving car, huh? Jaywalking?

Axel Foley

A promise tomorrow is worth a lot less than trying today.


Mike Lowrey: Hey, hey, what's this having-a-picnic shit in my car?
Marcus Burnett: Look man, I ain't getting my sex at home, OK? Don't deny me this.
Mike Lowrey: What are you talking about, man? You sleep with a beautiful woman everyday.
Marcus Burnett: I'm married. That's what married means. It means you sleep together, but you can't get none.

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