Guns don't kill people, people kill people.

Silk

Now that's how you supposed to drive! From now on that's how you drive!

Mike Lowrey

[about the poison on the darts in their guns]
Eddie Carr: The most powerful neurotoxin in the world. It works faster than the nerve conduction velocity, which means the animal's down before it actually feels the - P! - prick of the dart.
Dr. Ian Malcolm: Is there an antidote?
Eddie Carr: What, like if you shot yourself in the foot? Don't do that, you would be dead before you even knew you had an accident.

You forgot the first rule of mass media, Elliot! GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT!

James Bond

Daddy's gotta go to work.

Hobbs

Don't pop a blood vessel you little penis.

Chev Chelios

Dietrich: Dr. Jones, surely you don't think you can escape from this island?
Indiana: That depends on how reasonable we're all willing to be. All I want is the girl.
Dietrich: And if we refuse?
Indiana: Then your Führer has no prize.

Everyone's trying to get out of Washington, and we're the only schmucks trying to get in.

Julius Levinson

He wouldn't know a woman if one came up and sat on his head.

Anna

I hate to disappoint you but my rubber lips are immune to your charms.

Robin

I have faith in you. Prove me right.

Zeus (to Theseus)

I live to see you eat that contract, but I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your god-damn spine!

Ben Richards

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