Guns don't kill people, people kill people.

Silk

Peter Venkman: Hi, Egon. How's school? I bet those science chicks really dig that large cranium of yours, huh?
Egon: I think they're more interested in my epididymis.

Satipo: [picking up poison dart] The Hovitos are near. The poison is still fresh, three days. They're following us.
Barranca: If they knew we were here, they would've killed us already.

The more they overthink the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain.

Scotty

How big are you... um... how tall are you?

Lois Lane

You're a woman of many parts, Pussy!

James Bond

Blakeney: Should you really be getting up, sir?
Dr. Stephen Maturin: Mr Blakeney, are you also a doctor?
Blakeney: No, sir.
Dr. Stephen Maturin: No, you're not.

I guess I could use a little exercise.

Kai

This is the cleanest and nicest police car I've ever been in in my life. This thing's nicer than my apartment.

Axel Foley

Jason Bourne: We dont have a choice.
Marie: Yes you do.

Drug dealers of the world, unite!

Franz Sanchez

[after chopping off the arm of a bad guy and telling him] You got to admit that was pretty fucking cool.

Chev Chelios

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