Indiana Jones: Willie, Willie, Willie. What kind of a name is that? Is it short for something?
Willie: Willie is my professional name, Indiana.
Short Round: Hey, lady! You call him Dr. Jones!
Indiana Jones: My professional name.

[during the fight with Col.Stuart] Motherfuckin' motherfucker!

John McClane

Major Eaton: Good God!
Brody: Yes, that's what the Hebrews thought.

I'm counting on you, red, white and blue.

President James Marshall

Vaya con Dios, Brah.

Johnny Utah

I'M GETTING OFF THIS PLANE!

Agent Gibbs

Never send a man to do a woman's job.

Vivian Wood

Jesus, is the circus in town?

John McClane

Bull: Boss? You're alive! I'm so glad to see you! Zukovsky: Me to!

  • Permalink: Me to!
  • Rating: Unrated

Marion: Hey, what happened? You don't look very happy.
Indiana: Fools. Bureaucratic fools.
Marion: What'd they say?
Indiana: They don't know what they've got there.
Marion: Well, I know what I've got here. Come on. I'll buy you a drink. You know, a drink?

Ooops, no bullets. What do you think, I'm fucking stupid, Hans?

John McClane

Ward Abbott: Can you really bring him in?
Conklin: I think we're past that, don't you? What, do you have a better idea?
Ward Abbott: Well, so far, you've given me nothing but a trail of collateral damage from Zurich to Paris. I don't think I could do much worse.
Conklin: Well why don't you go upstairs and book a conference room. Maybe you can talk him to death.

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