Marion: Bar's closed.
Toht: We are - hehe - not thirsty.

Damn, he was good. Just came out of nowhere. Hit us with a full broadside, cut across our tail and took out our rudder. Damn fine gunnery. We only slipped away because of the fog. Quite forunate, really. He may have had the weather gauge, but we had the weather gods.

Capt. Jack Aubrey

Damn it, you're on a need-to-know basis, and you don't need to know.


Hey, lookie here, she's a brick... duh-duh-duh, house!

Mirror Man

Zeus: How do Catholics do their thing?
John McClane: North, South, West, East.

Faisil: [the van is slipping on ice] Hey, watch it. Gib: It's called ice, and it gets a little slick.

Elsa: It's perfectly obvious where the pages are. He's given them to Marcus Brody.
Professor Henry Jones: Marcus? You didn't drag poor Marcus along did you? He's not up to the challenge.
Walter Donovan: He sticks out like a sore thumb. We'll find him.
Indiana Jones: The hell you will. He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he needs. Brody's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again. With any luck, he's got the grail already.

My son, we're pilgrims in an unholy land.

Professor Henry Jones

Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.

John McClane

Now they will know why they are afraid of the dark. Now they learn why they fear the night.

Thulsa Doom

Take *this* under advisement, jerkweed.

John McClane

Marcus Burnett: You see what happens when you go off without me? You get into shit.
Mike Lowrey: Oh please, like shit don't happen when you're there.
Marcus Burnett: That - that ain't the point...

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