David Levinson: You really think you can fly that thing?
Captain Steven Hiller: You really think you can do all that bullshit you just said?

Marcus Burnett: You made me think you were gonna shoot me for a minute.
Mike Lowrey: I was.

  • Permalink: I was.
  • Rating: Unrated

I should warn you - I've always been attracted to older women.

Captain Picard

Bulma: Lets go.
Goku: We'll go, but we go together.

You're fired!

Harry

Indy, I love you. [burns him with a torch] Wake up, Indy! You're my best friend! Wake up, Indy!

Short Round

Kirk: What is this power you have to control the minds of my crew?
ybok: I don't control minds. I free them.

Greg: What's your name?
Lucy McClane: Lucy McClane.
Greg: I thought your name was Lucy Gennero.
Lucy McClane: Today it's Lucy McClane.

My son, we're pilgrims in an unholy land.

Professor Henry Jones

Dwayne T. Robinson: I got a hundred people down here and they're all covered in glass.
John McClane: Glass? Who gives a shit about glass? Who the fuck is this?
Dwayne T. Robinson: This is Deputy Chief Dwayne T. Robinson, and I am in charge here.
John McClane: Oh you're in charge? Well I got news for you *Dwayne*, from up here it doesn't look like you're in charge of jack shit.
Dwayne T. Robinson: You listen to me you little asshole.
John McClane: Asshole? I'm not the one who just got butt-fucked on national TV, Dwayne.

If this works, you get to be Postmaster General.

President James Marshall

What is this guy, a hamster?

John McClane

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