You want to compare brainpans? I won the Westinghouse prize when I was 12, big deal. Published at 19, so what. I got a double doctorate from MIT at 22, Chemistry and Geology. I taught at Princton for two and a half years. Why do I do this? Because the money's good, the scenery changes and they let me use explosives, ok?


Youth is not a guarantee of innovation.

James Bond

Yippie-kay-yay, motherfucker.

John McClane

We didn't cross the border. The border crossed us.


Damn hamster.

John McClane

Death should be afraid of us.
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Y'know, this was supposed to be my weekend off, but noooo. You got me out here draggin' your heavy ass through the burnin' desert with your dreadlocks stickin' out the back of my parachute. You gotta come down here with an attitude, actin' all big and bad... and what the hell is that smell? I could've been at a barbecue! But I ain't mad.

Captain Steven Hiller

John McClane: You think we should call a fire truck?
Zeus: Fuck 'em, just let 'em cook!

If I don't kill a man once in awhile, they forget who I am.


From the last plane, to the last bullet, to the last minute, to the last man, we fight!

Joe 'Lightning' Little

For those who fight for it, life has a flavor the sheltered will never know.


Professor Henry Jones: Junior?
Indiana Jones: Yes, sir.
Professor Henry Jones: It is you, Junior.
Indiana Jones: Don't call me that. Please.

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