You want to compare brainpans? I won the Westinghouse prize when I was 12, big deal. Published at 19, so what. I got a double doctorate from MIT at 22, Chemistry and Geology. I taught at Princton for two and a half years. Why do I do this? Because the money's good, the scenery changes and they let me use explosives, ok?

Rockhound

Geronimo, Motherfucker!

John McClane

Yippie-kay-yay, motherfucker.

John McClane

I believe no matter how random something may appear, there's still a plan.

Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith

Professor James Moriarty: Are you sure you want to play this game?
Sherlock Holmes: I'm afraid you'd lose.

For those who fight for it, life has a flavor the sheltered will never know.

Wiseman

Matt Farrell: [re: large explosion] Did you see that?
John McClane: Yeah I saw it. I did it!

Death should be afraid of us.
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Ozal

Y'know, this was supposed to be my weekend off, but noooo. You got me out here draggin' your heavy ass through the burnin' desert with your dreadlocks stickin' out the back of my parachute. You gotta come down here with an attitude, actin' all big and bad... and what the hell is that smell? I could've been at a barbecue! But I ain't mad.

Captain Steven Hiller

Damn hamster.

John McClane

John McClane: You think we should call a fire truck?
Zeus: Fuck 'em, just let 'em cook!

If I don't kill a man once in awhile, they forget who I am.

Blackbeard

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