Professor Henry Jones: You say this has been just another typical day for you huh?
Indiana Jones: No. It's been better than most.

Get a cell phone, honey, please.

Chev Chelios

[to Ian] You like to have kids but you don't want to be with them, do you?

Kelly Malcolm

FBI agent: Have you been followed at all during the last few days? Any suspicious phone calls? Any kind of surveillance at all? Anything?
John McClane: Well, now that you mention it, I have, sort of, been feeling this burning sensation between my toes.

Helicopter Pilot: Hang on, we're going down.
John McClane: Do you see those high-tension wires?
Zeus: Hey, McClane, what the fuck!

I gotta go torture and kill your boss.

Eric Knox

Zeus: I have to answer... that phone.
Transit cop: Get 'em up!
Zeus: Look, if you have to shoot me, then you go ahead and you shoot me! But I have to answer this phone, all right?

Insane! Courageous, but insane!

Galgo

Melanie Mitchell: Mr. President, the Russian news crew is with us. I told them you'd give them a sound bite about life in the White House.
President James Marshall: There is no life in the White House!

John McClane: Does this shit have airbags?
Zeus: Your side does, I don't know about mine... McClane!

Professor Henry Jones: If only I could have been there with you.
Indiana Jones: There were rats, Dad.
Professor Henry Jones: [Startled] Rats?

Zeus: What the fuck are you doin'?
John McClane: Interrogatin' him.
Zeus: Well, what's he gonna tell you, "I'm dead"?
John McClane: Well, I ain't gonna know 'til I ask him, am I?

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