Blakeney: Should you really be getting up, sir?
Dr. Stephen Maturin: Mr Blakeney, are you also a doctor?
Blakeney: No, sir.
Dr. Stephen Maturin: No, you're not.

Raymond Calitri: Am I an arsehole? Do I look like an arsehole?
Memphis: Yeah.

Hale Caesar: Great, they got a small army. What have we got?
[looks at Yin Yang]
Hale Caesar: Four and a half men.
[Everyone but Yin Yang laughs]
Yin Yang: Not so funny.

[to Sonja] We are no better than the beasts at our door.


Daredevil: I don't ask for mercy, father. People ask me.
Father Everett: Oh, is that a fact?

I guess I could use a little exercise.


I can give more than I take.

Clark Kent

Jim Phelps: Any questions?
Ethan Hunt: Yeah. Could we get a capuccino machine in here? 'Cause I don't know what you call this.
Jack Harmen: I call it cruel and unusual.
Claire Phelps: Hey, I made that coffee.
Ethan Hunt: Exactly.

Nick Van Owen: You looking for a problem?
Dieter: And I found you, didn't I?

The hunt ends here!

Optimus Prime

Owen: What happened to the sibling?
Claire: She ate it.

Marcus Burnett: Oh, man, that was cold.
Detective Sanchez: Yeah, so was your mama's bed.

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