Willie: There are two dead people in here!
Indiana Jones: There's gonna be two dead people in here! Hurry!

Indiana Jones: Stay behind me, Short Round. Step where I step, and don't touch anything.
Short Round: I step where you step! I touch nothing!

Listen you snot-nose little shit, I was takin' shrapnel in Khe Sanh when you were crappin' in your hands and rubbin' it on your face.

Pappas

Life sure has a sick sense of humor, doesn't it?

Bodhi

Jason Bourne: Who am I?
Conklin: You're U.S. Government property. You're a malfunctioning $30 million weapon. You're a total goddamn catastrophe, and by God, if it kills me, you're going to tell me how this happened.

You know as well as I do decisions made in real time are never perfect. Don't second guess an operation from an armchair.

Noah Vosen

Thelma: Louise, shoot the radio
Louise: [she fires at the radio]
Thelma: The POLICE radio, Louise!

[after destroying a missile by shooting a bullet at it] Old man, my ass!

Marvin Boggs

Charlie: Once upon a time there were three very different little girls who grew up to be three very different women with three things in common: they're brilliant, they're beautiful, and they work for me. My name is Charlie.

Captain Steven Hiller: Was that an earthquake?
Jasmine Dubrow: Not even a four pointer. Go back to sleep.

[to Karl] You should have heard your brother squeal when I broke his fucking neck.

John McClane

Messenger Pirate: I can't find Mr. Jones captain, I've looked everywhere.
Katanga: He has to be here somewhere. Look again.
Messenger Pirate: [notices Indy on U-Boat] I found him.
Katanga: Where?
Messenger Pirate: [pointing to the U-Boat] There!

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