Do you remember when we used to be explorers?

Captain Picard

It's Air Force One for crying out loud and still he gets sick!

Julius Levinson

Tonight, hell freezes over!

Mr. Freeze

Charlie: Once upon a time there were three very different little girls who grew up to be three very different women with three things in common: they're brilliant, they're beautiful, and they work for me. My name is Charlie.

Captain Steven Hiller: Was that an earthquake?
Jasmine Dubrow: Not even a four pointer. Go back to sleep.

[to Karl] You should have heard your brother squeal when I broke his fucking neck.

John McClane

Xenia Onatopp: You don't need the gun, Commander.
James Bond: Well, that depends on your definition of safe sex.

Messenger Pirate: I can't find Mr. Jones captain, I've looked everywhere.
Katanga: He has to be here somewhere. Look again.
Messenger Pirate: [notices Indy on U-Boat] I found him.
Katanga: Where?
Messenger Pirate: [pointing to the U-Boat] There!

Who am I to argue with the captain of the Enterprise?

Kirk

Serge: [Serge is having trouble understanding/pronouncing Axel's first name] Donny, run and tell Miss Summers that, uh, Mister Achmed Foley is here to see her...
Axel Foley: No, *Axel* Foley. Axel.
Serge: Achnell...? Achwell...
Axel Foley: *Axel*.
Serge: ...Foley is here to see her, he's an old acquaintance.

Disturbing the peace? I got thrown out of a window! What's the fuckin' charge for getting pushed out of a moving car, huh? Jaywalking?

Axel Foley

I didn’t do this.

Bryan Mills

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