Professor Henry Jones: They're trying to kill us.
Indiana Jones: I know, Dad.
Professor Henry Jones: This is a new experience for me.
Indiana Jones: It happens to me all the time.

What kind of a fucked up tour is this?


Can't you just say "hello" like a normal person?


Harry Stamper: Come on, God, just a little help. It's all I'm asking.
Max: I think we're close enough, He might have heard ya.

Soon, the city will be mine and Vigo's... mainly Vigo's.


It is absolutely imperative that we work with the Costa Rican Department of Biological Preserves to establish a set of rules for the preservation and isolation of that island. These creatures require our absence to survive, not our help. And if we could only step aside and trust in nature, life will find a way.

John Hammond



Please, sit down before you fall down.


Paris Carver: I used to look in the papers every day for your obituary.
James Bond: Sorry to disappoint.

Egor Korshunov: I understand that Air Force One can refuel in mid-air. Well we need fuel, and we need it now.
Vice President Kathryn Bennett: I'm sure we can come to some kind of arrangement. If you land the plane we'll trade fuel for hostages.
Egor Korshunov: This is bullshit! It's simple physics. Without fuel the plane crashes, everybody dies!

I miss my old chair.


Marcus Burnett: [to Mike] I'm not understanding, I - I really don't.
Store Clerk: [pointing gun at Marcus] Shut up!
Marcus Burnett: I mean, do you just attract violence?

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