If your guys wanted to fight, why didn't they just get married?


You're trying to defend your family, that's admirable. I'm trying to defend the nation from alien war.

Harold Attinger

Damn, that some cold shit.


When you talk to the President, you might remind him that I am holding his wife, his daughter, his chief of staff, his national security advisor, his classified papers - and his baseball glove!

Egor Korshunov

Drug dealers of the world, unite!

Franz Sanchez

Is he your husband or your father?

Louise Sawyer

Carla: You didn't mean what you just said, did you?
Stanley Goodspeed: When?
Carla: Just right now, when you were talking about bringing a child into the world, and having it be an act of cruelty.
Stanley Goodspeed: I meant it at the time.
Carla: Stanley, "at the time" ... You said it seven and a half seconds ago!
Stanley Goodspeed: Well... gosh, kind of a lot's happened since then.

Britt Reid: What did you think of my father?
Kato: He was a complex man.

Get off my plane!

President James Marshall

"Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho."

Hans Gruber

Professor of archeology, expert on the occult, and how does one say it? Obtainer of rare antiquities.

Major Eaton

Miranda Frost: This is crazy. You're a double O. James Bond: It's only a number...

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