John McClane: Excuse me, officers, this may seem like a wild goose chase but I think I just saw...
Sgt. Vito Lorenzo: Saw what?
John McClane: Elvis. Elvis Presley.

[to Karl] You should have heard your brother squeal when I broke his fucking neck.

John McClane

Han Sing: Sorry Moron.
Maurice: Name's Maurice, bitch.

Damn, that some cold shit.


Guns don't kill people, people kill people.


Trish: Do I know you?
Maurice: How you gonna play me like that?
Trish: What?
Maurice: Now you know I work for your pops.
Trish: Right, right. What's your name again? Something starts with an M...
Maurice: Yeah, that's it. That's it.
Trish: Moron.
Maurice: Funny. It's Maurice, all right?

Look, if I wanted Eddie Murphy, I would have gone to the movies!


You think putting your kids through college is going to make all your crooked straight?


You gotta look at this philosophical. Some you win... and Dim Sum, you lose.


Kai: We got a tip this place is going to get hit.
Kung: When?
Kai: Right now.

Butler: If you're a Scottish Lord, then I am Mickey Mouse.
Indiana Jones: How dare he.

By the way, you drive like shit.


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