You can't do this to me, I'm an American!


Do you know how hard it is to find a quality man in Los Angeles?


[to Al] Take that fucking Twinkie out of your mouth...

John McClane

[to UPS guy] I signed that release form,so you can just feel free to stick things in my slot.


Where are you going, Starfish and Friends?


I'll have three burgers, three French fries and three cherry pies. What do you guys want?


What do you know, a guy who speaks Natalie.


You know they say that in death all life's questions are answered. Will you let me know?
[Knox shoots Dylan out the window]

Eric Knox

Dr. Ian Malcolm: Did you find him?
Roland Tembo: Just the parts they didn't like.

Nick Van Owen: You seem like you have a shred of common sense, what the hell are you doing here?
Roland Tembo: Somewhere on this island is the greatest predator there ever lived. The second greatest predator must take him down.
Nick Van Owen: [referring to Roland's gun] You gonna use that?
Roland Tembo: If he doesn't surrender, yes.
Nick Van Owen: [chuckles] The animal exists on the planet for the first time in tens of millions of years and the only way you can express yourself is to kill it.
Roland Tembo: Remember that chap about twenty years ago? I forget his name. Climbed Everest without any oxygen, came down nearly dead. When they asked him, they said why did you go up there to die? He said I didn't, I went up there to live.

Memphis: Shut it off!
Raymond Calitri: You got 30 seconds to consider your options. One, you kill me, they kill you, your brother dies anyway.
Memphis: Shut it off!
Raymond Calitri: Two, you lie, you accept the job, you run, I hunt you down, I kill you, I kill your brother, and I kill your mother for the aggravation you cause me. Three, you accept the job, you steal some cars, you make some money, and you be a big brother.

Indiana Jones: No! Don't shoot!
Professor Henry Jones: Don't worry. He won't.
Elsa: Indy, please do what he says!
Professor Henry Jones: And don't listen to her.
Colonel Vogel: Enough! She dies!
Indiana Jones: Wait! Wait.

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