Favorite Action Quotes
Professor Henry Jones: You say this has been just another typical day for you huh?
Indiana Jones: No. It's been better than most.
Karl: Sir, I'm retired navy, I know all about classified. But one more thing. The person who finds her gets to name her right?
Dan: Yes, yes that's right, that's right.
Karl: I wanna name her Dottie after my wife. She's a vicious life-sucking bitch from which there is no escape.
Wow. Got a great view of the Earth from here. Too bad we'll never set foot on her again.Rockhound
Punk: Get outta the car, bitch, or I'm gonna blow your brains out!
Donny: You gotta be shittin' me.
Punk: I will shoot you, dammnit!
[Donny takes his gun and knocks him out]
Donny: You lazy, half-ass bully! Any asshole can pull a gun on somebody! You don't know the first thing about stealing a car! Boy! You need a role model!
Sway: What do you think is more exciting, having sex or boosting cars?
Memphis: Having sex or boosting cars... Um, ooh! Uh. How about having sex WHILE boosting cars?
Harry Stamper: Come on, God, just a little help. It's all I'm asking.
Max: I think we're close enough, He might have heard ya.
He chose poorly.Grail Knight
Grace Stamper: First time I got my period, Rock had to take me to Tai-Pei for Tampax. Then he had to show me how to use them.
[Off Harry's stern look]
Rockhound: I told her how to use them. I didn't show her, Harry.
John McClane: What do you say, Marv?
Marvin: I'll be damned if I'm gonna clean up this mess.
All gone, we didn't get a single one of them, and we are talking about professionals. No visible damage to locking mechanisms, steering columns, or ignitions, and as you can see, these are not Honda Civics. This is one of three brand-new Mercedes, a car they say is "unstealable."Drycoff
Freb: You ever feel bad about any of this?
Donny: Hell, no. I'm Robin Hood, man. I rob from the rich and give to the needy.
Freb: You mean the poor.
Donny: No, like I said, the needy. 'Cause brother, we need this car.
Grail Knight: You have chosen... wisely. But, beware: the Grail cannot pass beyond the Great Seal, for that is the boundary, and the price of immortality.