The fate of the planet is in the hands of a bunch of retards I wouldn't trust with a potato gun.

General Kimsey

Gunnar Jensen:
[about to fight Bao Thao]
Gunnar Jensen: Bring it, "happy feet"!

[to the terminator] Come on mother fucker.

Kyle Reese

Lucy McClane: Daddy?
John McClane: Lucy baby?
Lucy McClane: There's five of them now!

Goddamn! You are one radical son of a bitch!

Bodhi

Dan Paine: Who sent you?
Barney Ross: [to the bald Dan Paine] Your hairdresser!

There! I have you! You're completely dished. Do you not know that in the service ... one must always choose the lesser of two weevils?

Capt. Jack Aubrey

I'm going to smoke everyone involved in this op and then I'm going to kill Osama bin Laden.

Maya

The Walther PPK/S nine-millimeter short. It's been coded to your palmprint so only you can fire it. Less of a random killing machine, more of a personal statement.

Q

Don't think. Just let it happen.

James Bond

Supervisor: Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...
John McClane: No fucking shit, lady. Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?

The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success.

Elliot Carver

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