Goddamn! You are one radical son of a bitch!

Bodhi

[to a street vendor] No thank you ma'am, I'm a vegetarian.

Marcus Brody

Katie Deauxma: Dave,why are you dressed like Kick-ass!
Dave Lizewski: I am Kick-ass! I'm also not gay.
Katie Deauxma: Fuck!

I've had it up to my ass with sedate.

Thelma

Lucy McClane: Daddy?
John McClane: Lucy baby?
Lucy McClane: There's five of them now!

Donny: Hello, and welcome to "TV Car Trivia!" First question, who was the driver of a '73 Firebird? Uh, Otto?
Otto Halliwell: Uh, Jim Rockford, "Rockford Files".
Sara "Sway" Wayland: Gimme "Columbo".
Kip: A Peugeot convertible.
Donny: What color?
Kip: Gray.
Mirror Man: How do you know that?
Kip: 'Cause I love that show.
Mirror Man: Man, I got three words for all of y'all: Get a life!

John Carter: I am John Carter from Virginia.
Tars Tarkas: Virginia!
John Carter: No! John Carter from Virginia!

He went out the window... why would someone do that?

Marie

Don't think. Just let it happen.

James Bond

Sallah: Please, what does it mean, this... this "Junior"?
Professor Henry Jones: That's his name. Henry Jones... Junior.
Indiana Jones: I like "Indiana."
Professor Henry Jones: We named the dog Indiana.
Marcus Brody: May we go home now, please?
Sallah: The dog? You are named after the dog?
Indiana Jones: I've got a lot of fond memories of that dog.

I support the missionary's position.

Jack Sparrow

If you gonna survive, stop thinkin' like a cop.

Dominic

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