Lee: What happened?
John: They caught a train.

Same thing happened to me with wife number two, 'member? I have no idea nothing's going on, right? I come home one day and the house is empty, and I mean completely empty. She even took the ice cube trays out of the freezer. What kind of a sick bitch takes the ICE CUBE trays out of the FREEZER?

Gib

Yeah, I remember the first time I got shot out of a cannon.

Gib

Faisil: They call him the Sand Spider.
Spencer Trilby: Why?
Faisil: Probably because it sounds scary.

Faisil: [the van is slipping on ice] Hey, watch it. Gib: It's called ice, and it gets a little slick.

Kids - 10 seconds of joy, 30 years of misery.

Gib

Let's face it. The 'Vette... gets 'em wet!

Simon

You're fired!

Harry

I married Rambo!

Helen Tasker

What did you expect, Harry? Helen's a flesh and blood woman and you're never there. It was only a matter of time.

Gib

You know what? I'm sick of being in the van. You guys are going to be in the van next time. I've been in the van for 15 years, Harry.

Gib

[when Harry tells Gib to tap Helen's phone] Ok, I've got two words for that. In. Sane.

Gib

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