Please Captain, not in front of the Klingons.

Spock

USS Enterprise, shakedown crew's report. I think this new ship was put together by monkeys. Oh, she's got a fine engine, but half the doors won't open, and guess whose job it is to make it right.

Scotty

I miss my old chair.

Kirk

Spock, my top priority right now is to regain control of the ship. After that, you can debate Shakari until you're green in the face.

Kirk

[to Kirk] What does it mean, "exact change"?

Spock

Everybody remember where we parked.

Kirk

Hello, Alice. Welcome to "Wonderland".

Kirk

Admiral, there be whales here!

Scotty

My God, man! Drilling holes in his head isn't the answer! Now put away your butcher knives and let me save this patient before it's too late!

McCoy

Are you sure it isn't time for a colorful metaphor?

Spock

Remember this well - there shall be no peace as long as Kirk lives.

Klingon Ambassador

Behold the quintessential Devil in these matters

Klingon Ambassador

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