Kyle Reese: What day is it? The date!
Cop in Alley: 12th... May... Thursday...
Kyle Reese: WHAT YEAR?

We're way beyond bullshit here.

Donahue

The police have returned to the saftey of their doughnut shops.

Father Rodriguez

You know, some people take things for granted, like the ability to chew solid food.

Robert

Gentlemen, keep your eyes open and your assholes puckered.

Robert

I want this town locked up so tight, it'll make his balls ache.

Robert

[to dead alligator] You're luggage!

John

Don't move, you're dead.

John

Alright, I want his face all over this windshield.

Robert

Hi, you've just been erased.

WitSec Ops

Lee: What happened?
John: They caught a train.

Same thing happened to me with wife number two, 'member? I have no idea nothing's going on, right? I come home one day and the house is empty, and I mean completely empty. She even took the ice cube trays out of the freezer. What kind of a sick bitch takes the ICE CUBE trays out of the FREEZER?

Gib

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