Elliot Carver: Good morning, my golden retrievers. What kind of havoc shall the Carver Media Group create in the world today? News?
Newsman: Floods in Pakistan, riots in Paris, and a plane crash in California.
Elliot Carver: Outstanding!

Simon: Simon's going to tell Lieutenant McClane what to do, and Lieutenant McClane is going to do it. Non-compliance will result in a penalty.
Inspector Cobb: What penalty?
Simon: Another big bang in a very public place.

FBI agent: Have you been followed at all during the last few days? Any suspicious phone calls? Any kind of surveillance at all? Anything?
John McClane: Well, now that you mention it, I have, sort of, been feeling this burning sensation between my toes.

Helicopter Pilot: Hang on, we're going down.
John McClane: Do you see those high-tension wires?
Zeus: Hey, McClane, what the fuck!

You guys have never seen a truck like this before!

Cade Yeager

Professor Henry Jones: You say this has been just another typical day for you huh?
Indiana Jones: No. It's been better than most.

Sherlock Holmes: Don't be rude to the woman who's invited us inside her tent... for hedgehog.
Dr. John Watson: Says the man who throws women off trains.

Lee Christmas: Are you crazy? You could've killed me!
Barney Ross: You're welcome!

Angelica: That's hardly appropriate for the first mate.
Captain Jack Sparrow: Was I the first?

Frank Moses: Kordeski trained you?
William Cooper: Yeah?
Frank Moses: I trained Kordeski.

Melanie Mitchell: Mr. President, the Russian news crew is with us. I told them you'd give them a sound bite about life in the White House.
President James Marshall: There is no life in the White House!

Get a cell phone, honey, please.

Chev Chelios

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