Hey Barney! You should have killed me when you had the chance, if you want the kids, come get 'em!


[after shooting Barney] Come on, stand up. You'll feel better.


Barney Ross: Great to have you back.
Doc: No better place to be.

Happy hunting!


Hale Caesar: Time to mow the lawn!
Hale Caesar: [wreaks havoc with a mini-gun]

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Nothing lasts forever. We're part of the past. If we keep this up, the only way this ends for any of us is in a hole in the ground, and no one will give a shit.

Barney Ross

[shouting] I need a job! All I know what to do is kill! Goddammit!


Lee Christmas: So you like knives, huh?
Surgeon: I'm the knife before Christmas.

Lee Christmas: [Lee and Doc throw knives at a dartboard, both hitting the bullseye] Not bad...
Doc: [Doc's knife falls off] Oooooh... Best two out of three?

Bonaparte: They found a lump on my lung, looks pretty dark... doctor says I don't have much time left.
Barney Ross: Oh... I'm sorry to hear that... So, what have you been doing?
Bonaparte: Working as much as I can, trying to make enough money so that I'll have something to leave to my kids... you know, so that they remember they had some kind of a father in their lives.
Barney Ross: I understand...
Bonaparte: [beat] I'm just fine, I'm not really dying.
Barney Ross: Geez, don't ever do that again!
Bonaparte: I just wanted to make sure you're still human...

Toll Road: They say you killed more people than the plague. Why were you in prison?
Doc: Tax evasion

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