Captain Steven Hiller: Oops.
David Levinson: What do you mean, oops?
Captain Steven Hiller: Some jerk put this...
David Levinson: Don't say "oops" ...
Captain Steven Hiller: What do you say we try that again?
David Levinson: Yes, yes. Yes. Without the "oops." Thataway.

Geronimo, Motherfucker!

John McClane

Willie: You could have kept it.
Indiana Jones: Nah, it would of just been another rock collecting dust.
Willie: Yeah, but it would have given you your fortune and glory.

The fate of the planet is in the hands of a bunch of retards I wouldn't trust with a potato gun.

General Kimsey

Sarah Harding: I love you. I just don't... need you right now.
Dr. Ian Malcolm: I'll tell you what you NEED, a good anti-psychotic!
Sarah Harding: I'll be back in five or six days.
Dr. Ian Malcolm: No, you'll be back in five or six PIECES!

Oh, and one more thing.

Wiseman

You think putting your kids through college is going to make all your crooked straight?

Mac

Once again, the L.A.P.D. is asking Los Angelenos not to fire their guns at the visitor spacecraft. You may inadvertently trigger an interstellar war.

Video Newscaster

Good God...I'm on Mars.

John Carter

You gotta look at this philosophical. Some you win... and Dim Sum, you lose.

Maurice

Willie: There are two dead people in here!
Indiana Jones: There's gonna be two dead people in here! Hurry!

Indiana Jones: Stay behind me, Short Round. Step where I step, and don't touch anything.
Short Round: I step where you step! I touch nothing!

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