Dr. Okun: This is the vault. Or as some of us like to call it: The Freak Show.

Holly Gennero McClane: After all your posturing, all your speeches, you're nothing but a common thief.
Hans Gruber: I am an exceptional thief, Mrs. McClane. And since I'm moving up to kidnapping, you should be more polite.

[when Harry tells Gib to tap Helen's phone] Ok, I've got two words for that. In. Sane.

Gib

Now the signs have appeared again, the evil has returned. Only one chosen warrior has the power to defeat this threat.

Master Roshi

Oh, and one more thing.

Wiseman

If we are to survive as a species, we must resist the humans.

David

Ha ha ha! Hello, boys! I'm baaaaack!

Russel Casse

Trench: Give this job to my friend. He loves playing in the jungle, right?
Barney Ross: Right.

Perseus: [sparring with Io] Wish I didn't enjoy this so much...
Io: I'm trying to help you live.
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Donny: Hello, and welcome to "TV Car Trivia!" First question, who was the driver of a '73 Firebird? Uh, Otto?
Otto Halliwell: Uh, Jim Rockford, "Rockford Files".
Sara "Sway" Wayland: Gimme "Columbo".
Kip: A Peugeot convertible.
Donny: What color?
Kip: Gray.
Mirror Man: How do you know that?
Kip: 'Cause I love that show.
Mirror Man: Man, I got three words for all of y'all: Get a life!

John Nevins: Hello?
Pamela Landy: This is Pamela Landy, CI, supervisor. Where do we stand?
John Nevins: I... I think he got away...
Pamela Landy: Have you locked down the area?
John Nevins: Locked it down? No, no... this is... this is Italy - they don't exactly "lock down."

[Mr. Kwai is about to shoot Frank]
Frank: I'd rather see it coming.
Mr. Kwai: Makes no difference to me.

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