You want to compare brainpans? I won the Westinghouse prize when I was 12, big deal. Published at 19, so what. I got a double doctorate from MIT at 22, Chemistry and Geology. I taught at Princton for two and a half years. Why do I do this? Because the money's good, the scenery changes and they let me use explosives, ok?

Rockhound

Jason Bourne: Who am I?
Conklin: You're U.S. Government property. You're a malfunctioning $30 million weapon. You're a total goddamn catastrophe, and by God, if it kills me, you're going to tell me how this happened.

Thelma: Louise, shoot the radio
Louise: [she fires at the radio]
Thelma: The POLICE radio, Louise!

You know as well as I do decisions made in real time are never perfect. Don't second guess an operation from an armchair.

Noah Vosen

[after destroying a missile by shooting a bullet at it] Old man, my ass!

Marvin Boggs

It's Air Force One for crying out loud and still he gets sick!

Julius Levinson

Tonight, hell freezes over!

Mr. Freeze

He's keen to get home.

Husband at Tube Station

Do you remember when we used to be explorers?

Captain Picard

Charlie: Once upon a time there were three very different little girls who grew up to be three very different women with three things in common: they're brilliant, they're beautiful, and they work for me. My name is Charlie.

Captain Steven Hiller: Was that an earthquake?
Jasmine Dubrow: Not even a four pointer. Go back to sleep.

[to Karl] You should have heard your brother squeal when I broke his fucking neck.

John McClane

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