Holly McClane: Honey, this is the '90s. Y'know, microchips, microwaves, air phones.
John McClane: As far as I'm concerned, progress peaked with frozen pizza.

Chattar Lal: Dr Jones, wasn't it the Sultan of Madagascar who threatened to cut off your head if you ever returned to his country?
Indiana Jones: No, it wasn't my head.
Chattar Lal: Then your hands, perhaps?
Indiana Jones: No, it wasn't my hands. It was my...
Chattar Lal: My misunderstanding.

We got a rule about messing with people from Texas.

Cade Yeager

Darryl: [phone rings] Hello?
Thelma: Darryl, it's me.
Darryl: [sounding cheerful] Thelma! Hello!
Thelma: [hangs up] He knows.
Louise: Shit!

This is the Mount Everest of hacks.

Ethan Hunt

By the way, you drive like shit.

Trish

Lois Lane: Any more at home like you?
Clark Kent: Uh, not really, no.

We have the President.

Sergei Lenski

Barney Ross: Great to have you back.
Doc: No better place to be.

You think putting your kids through college is going to make all your crooked straight?

Mac

If you insist on continuing this mundane human existence, I'll not have you do it alone. You're the son of Zeus, after all!
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Zeus

You forgot your boarding pass.

Marcus Burnett

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