I found the eye of the snake.

D'Leh

Computers are a bitch!

Luther Stickell

Welcome to Sea World, Kid.

Pappas

You get us the mission, we'll light up the board.

Colonel A.J. Bullard

Take *this* under advisement, jerkweed.

John McClane

David Levinson: Hey, you have any idea how long it takes for those cups to decompose?
Julius Levinson: If you don't move soon, I'm gonna start to decompose.

[when Harry tells Gib to tap Helen's phone] Ok, I've got two words for that. In. Sane.

Gib

Paul the Barber: Okay, I don't want to know nothing. I never saw you throw that gentleman off the balcony... All I care about is: are you happy with your haircut?

[the boat is leaving the dock, and Carl made Jack stay because he hasn't finished the script]
Carl Denham: I keep telling you, Jack, there's no money in theater. That's why you should stick with film.
Jack Driscoll: No Carl, it's not about the money. I love theater.
Carl Denham: No you don't. If you really loved it, you would've jumped.

Time to draw the line.

Graves

That son of a bitch took my pants.

Derelict in Alley

Professor Henry Jones: You didn't bring it, did you?
Indiana Jones: Well, uh...
Professor Henry Jones: You did.
Indiana Jones: Look, can we discuss this later?
Professor Henry Jones: I should have mailed it to the Marx Brothers.
Indiana Jones: Will you take it easy?
Professor Henry Jones: Take it easy? Why do you think I sent it home in the first place? So it wouldn't fall into their hands.
Indiana Jones: I came here to save you.
Professor Henry Jones: Oh, yeah? And who's gonna come to save you, Junior?

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