Paris Carver: I used to look in the papers every day for your obituary.
James Bond: Sorry to disappoint.

Egor Korshunov: I understand that Air Force One can refuel in mid-air. Well we need fuel, and we need it now.
Vice President Kathryn Bennett: I'm sure we can come to some kind of arrangement. If you land the plane we'll trade fuel for hostages.
Egor Korshunov: This is bullshit! It's simple physics. Without fuel the plane crashes, everybody dies!

Marcus Burnett: [to Mike] I'm not understanding, I - I really don't.
Store Clerk: [pointing gun at Marcus] Shut up!
Marcus Burnett: I mean, do you just attract violence?

David Levinson: They're bringing us in.
Captain Steven Hiller: When the hell was you gonna tell me?
David Levinson: Oops.
Captain Steven Hiller: We're gonna have to work on our communication.

I miss my old chair.


Chris D'Amico: Red Mist is standing on top of a dumpster "Kick-ass"
Dave Lizewski: Red Mist
Chris D'Amico: Red Mist jumps off the dumpster "Oh shit, that kind of hurt"

There, first time I've felt safe all day.

Pat Fearing

Matt Farrell: [re: large explosion] Did you see that?
John McClane: Yeah I saw it. I did it!

[addressing his troops] And remember. This was all made possible thanks to the g-g-g-g-gullibility of the New York Police Department!


We're not hit! We're not hit! Stop side-seat driving!

Captain Steven Hiller

Marion: I've learned to hate you in the last ten years.
Indiana: I never meant to hurt you.
Marion: I was a child. I was in love. It was wrong and you knew it.
Indiana: You knew what you were doing.
Marion: Now I do. This is my place. Get out.

If I die, tell my turtle he's gay!

Master Roshi

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