Professor of archeology, expert on the occult, and how does one say it? Obtainer of rare antiquities.

Major Eaton

Britt Reid: What did you think of my father?
Kato: He was a complex man.

Dwayne T. Robinson: We don't know shit, Powell. If there's hostages in there, how come no one's come to us with ransom demands? If there's terrorists in there, where's their list of demands? All we know is that whoever shot your car up is probably the same silly sonofabitch you've been talking to on that radio.
Sergeant Al Powell: Excuse me sir. But what about the body that fell out the window?
Dwayne T. Robinson: Well who knows? Perhaps some stockbroker, got depressed.

Everybody remember where we parked.


Gray: [during an Indominus Rex attack] We need more.
Claire: More what?
Gray: We need more teeth.

Marvin Boggs: I remember the Secret Service being tougher.
Victoria: Me too.

Does it look like I got cunt written on my head? Who do you think you are fucking with?

Chev Chelios

Damn, he was good. Just came out of nowhere. Hit us with a full broadside, cut across our tail and took out our rudder. Damn fine gunnery. We only slipped away because of the fog. Quite forunate, really. He may have had the weather gauge, but we had the weather gods.

Capt. Jack Aubrey

John McClane: All right, just stay here and get ready to call the marines.
Chief Engineer Leslie Barnes: I thought they were the army.
John McClane: Who gives a fuck, just be ready.

Germany has declared war on the Jones boys.

Walter Donovan

Jason Bourne: Is this your store?
Marie: Yeah.
Jason Bourne: It's nice. A little hard to find.

You're always complaining, except when we make love. Then you say nothing.


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