Karl: They're using artillery on us!
Hans Gruber: You idiot, it's not the police. It's *him*!

Vice President Kathryn Bennett: What are your intentions?
Egor Korshunov: What arrogance... to think you could ever understand my intentions!

Han Sing: Sorry Moron.
Maurice: Name's Maurice, bitch.

Matrix: [holds the hotel key he stole from Sully that Cooke is staying at] Because I already know. Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?
Sully: That's right, Matrix! You did!
Matrix: I lied.

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With great power comes great responsibility.

Ethan

Saved by the bell.

James Bond

[to detainee, angrily] Where was the last time you've seen bin Laden?

Dan

Marcus Burnett: Oh, man, that was cold.
Detective Sanchez: Yeah, so was your mama's bed.

Colonel Isaac Johnson: I won. You lost. Get used to the idea, son.
Bob Lee Swagger: I'm not your son.

What kind of a fucked up tour is this?

Tourist

Oh we are just up to our ass in terrorists again aren't we John?

John McClane

I should warn you - I've always been attracted to older women.

Captain Picard

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