Marcus Burnett: Look, now I ain't no Wesley Snipes! I just hang out with stupid ass friends, that drive stupid ass cars, that attract a lot of mother fuckin' attention!
Mike Lowrey: You know what, I need to jump over this car and smack you in your peasy ass head that's what I need to do.
Marcus Burnett: Well, you know what you're arguin' over a mother fuckin' french fry.
Mike Lowrey: It's not about the french fry, it's about your lack of respect for other people's property!
White Carjacker: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Black Carjacker: Shut the fuck up!
Marcus Burnett: [to Black Carjacker] Hold the fuck on!
Marcus Burnett: You want some bad enough, come get some!
Marcus Burnett: [suddenly throws coke in the Black Carjacker's face and kicks him in the crotch, while Mike punches the White Carjacker in the face]
Marcus Burnett: [Pointing gun at the Black Carjacker, who is on the ground] You like that shit? Wesley Snipes, Passenger 57! Now gimme a mother fuckin' handy wipe!
Mike Lowrey: [Pointing gun at the White Carjacker, who is on the ground] Now let's hear one of those jokes, bitch.

Bryan Mills: Listen carefully, Kim, something’s happened to your mom.
Kim Mills: Dad, what’s going on?
Bryan Mills: Don’t trust anyone.

Marie: Because sooner or later, you remember something good.
Jason Bourne: I do remember something good. All the time.

Lucy McClane: Daddy, you're out of your mind.
John McClane: What are you talkin' about?
Lucy McClane: You shot yourself!
John McClane: It seemed like a good idea at the time.

Alice Marshall: I'm 12 years old, dad. In caveman days I'd be having children of my own.
President James Marshall: That's what we call progress, young lady.

Men.

Luna
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I always say, the way a man treats his car is how he treats himself.

Tarconi

Freb: You ever feel bad about any of this?
Donny: Hell, no. I'm Robin Hood, man. I rob from the rich and give to the needy.
Freb: You mean the poor.
Donny: No, like I said, the needy. 'Cause brother, we need this car.

[to Sonja] We are no better than the beasts at our door.

Viktor

Hey, Sphinx, I don't look suspicious, do I, man?

Mirror Man

Wow. Got a great view of the Earth from here. Too bad we'll never set foot on her again.

Rockhound

The ladies are dirty. Walk away. The ladies are dirty.

Memphis

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