[to the Dinobots] Stand with us!

Optimus Prime

Julie Mott: I don't eat flesh.
Marcus Burnett: Say what?
Julie Mott: That's flesh that you're shoveling into your mouth. You know, that was, like, a living, breathing creature. You know, it probably had a name.
Marcus Burnett: It's just bologna. My bologna has a first name.

Oh, grow up, double-O Seven!


Vaya con Dios, Brah.

Johnny Utah

Nick Memphis: I didn't know you had a woman.
Bob Lee Swagger: Neither did I... until they took her.

I have to live my dreams.


I told you not to open the box.

Sherlock Holmes

[after destroying a missile by shooting a bullet at it] Old man, my ass!

Marvin Boggs

Yippie-kay-yay, motherfucker.

John McClane

Captain Jack Sparrow: Have you been there?
Captain Teague: Does this face look like it's been to the fountain of youth?
Captain Jack Sparrow: Depends on the light.

Never send a man to do a woman's job.

Vivian Wood


Agent Gibbs

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