My shit always works sometimes!

Mike Lowrey

Peter Venkman: Hi, Egon. How's school? I bet those science chicks really dig that large cranium of yours, huh?
Egon: I think they're more interested in my epididymis.

Man, what are you doing with a gun in space?


You think you're the only guy with a gun?

Chris Farraday

You are a monster, and my father is a great man. You're nothing like my father!

Alice Marshall

Hey, lookie here, she's a brick... duh-duh-duh, house!

Mirror Man

I always enjoyed learning a new tongue.

James Bond

Life sure has a sick sense of humor, doesn't it?


Safar: You drove a car through 2 buildings.
Brian O'Conner: Actually, I think it was 3.
Safar: Oh, I'm sorry. 2 buildings, insult. 3 buildings, honor.

Admiral Roebuck: With all due respect, M, I think you don't have the balls for this job.
M: Perhaps. But the advantage is, I don't have to think with them all the time.

Paris Carver: I used to look in the papers every day for your obituary.
James Bond: Sorry to disappoint.

Let's kick the tires and light the fires, big daddy!

Capt. Jimmy Wilder

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