Chris Mattson: Y'know what Abel? Fuck you.
Abel Turner: [laughs] Is that a 'We Are the World' fuck you?
Chris Mattson: No. It's a special one. Just for you.

Let me ask you something, Kittridge. If a man has crushed, shot, stabbed, and detonated five members of his own IMF team, how upset do you really think you're gonna make him by hauling Mom and Uncle Donald down to the county courthouse?

Ethan Hunt

John McClane: Hey, can you pick locks?
Zeus: Is this one of those black things again?

I found the eye of the snake.

D'Leh

Mason, the second you don't respect this, it kills you.

Stanley Goodspeed

Blakeney: Should you really be getting up, sir?
Dr. Stephen Maturin: Mr Blakeney, are you also a doctor?
Blakeney: No, sir.
Dr. Stephen Maturin: No, you're not.

John Wick: How good's your laundry?
Charon: No one's that good.
John Wick: I thought not.

[to a street vendor] No thank you ma'am, I'm a vegetarian.

Marcus Brody

You're sayin' the FBI's gonna pay me to learn to surf?

Johnny Utah

Letty: Would you believe I knocked him out with my charm?
Kara: You're not that charming, bitch.

I know the presidents' chief advisor, we were at MIT together. And, in a situation like this, you really don't want to take advice from a man who got a C minus in astrophysics. The presidents' advisors are... wrong. I'mright.

Ronald Quincy

It's a transmitter, a radio for speaking to God.

Belloq

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