Look, I'm just a biochemist. Most of the time, I work in a little glass jar and lead a very uneventful life. I drive a Volvo, a beige one. But what I'm dealing with here is one of the most deadly substances the earth has ever known, so what say you cut me some FRIGGIN' SLACK?

Stanley Goodspeed

From the last plane, to the last bullet, to the last minute, to the last man, we fight!

Joe 'Lightning' Little

Xenia Onatopp: You don't need the gun, Commander.
James Bond: Well, that depends on your definition of safe sex.

What do you say we cut the chit-chat, a-hole?

Stanley Goodspeed

[Has a gun to his head] Easy boys! Daddy's workin'.

Noah 'Il Duce' MacManus

Perseus: [sparring with Io] Wish I didn't enjoy this so much...
Io: I'm trying to help you live.
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We have the President.

Sergei Lenski

Well it's about time, I haven't thrown up in about an hour.


Infidel Defilers. They shall all drown in lakes of blood.

Thulsa Doom

Let me loose upon them...
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This is the cleanest and nicest police car I've ever been in in my life. This thing's nicer than my apartment.

Axel Foley

The Warlock: Oh... so you're a fan of the Fett?
John McClane: No, I was always a fan of Star Wars...

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