Police Chief Hubbard: You expect me to believe that report?
Lieutenant Bogomil: That's the report I'm filing, sir.

Alright, I want his face all over this windshield.

Robert

Captain Frye: You changed the coordinates, didn't you, General?
General Hummel: That's affirmative, Captain.
Sergeant Crisp: So now they think we're gutless, the feds? They think we won't actually do it?
Captain Frye: They're going to come at us with everything they got. Air and sea. They're going to bomb our ass back to the Stone Age.
Major Tom Baxter: They don't know we missed on purpose.
Captain Frye: Great. We're not gutless, we're incompetent.

Don't pop a blood vessel you little penis.

Chev Chelios

White House General: My God! Is he saying what I think he's saying?
Vice President Kathryn Bennett: If we're going to act, we have to act now.
Defense Secretary Walter Dean: It's too risky.
Vice President Kathryn Bennett: The president is up there with a gun to his head.
General Northwood: He asking us to do that to Air Force One?
Vice President Kathryn Bennett: He's not asking. Your Commander-in-Chief has issued a direct order. Do it!

Jack Tanner: I think all the chemicals from that beauty salon have gotten to your head.
Mooney: It's a *day spa*, you fuck.
[Mooney hesitates a bit, then shows Tanner Ryan's Cell Phone, front facing Tanner's face]

When they land we blow up the roof, they spend a month sifting through rubble, and by the time they work out what went wrong, we'll be sitting on a beach, earning twenty percent.

Hans Gruber

Eugene Kittridge: Hello, Max.
Max: My lawyers are going to have a field day with this. Entrapment, jurisdictional conflict...
Eugene Kittridge: Well, maybe we'll just leave the courts out of this one.
Max: I'm sure we can find something I have that you need.

Use the bumper! That's what it's for!

General Ourumov

Like your friend you've been a little too clever, and now you are caught!

Emilio Largo

England is under threat of invasion, and though we be on the far side of the world, this ship is our home. This ship IS England!

Capt. Jack Aubrey

President James Marshall: I trusted you with my life!
Agent Gibbs: So will the next president!

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