[pointing to an alarm clock] Watch these hands, M. By noon tomorrow, your time's up. And I guarantee, I won't miss.


This is Lex Luthor. Only one thing alive with less than four legs can hear this frequency, Superman, and that's you.

Lex Luthor

Okay, fine... I'm getting out my checkbook. Who do I make it out to? "Lady Who Sucks?"


[aiming the signiture gun at Sanchez's office window] Watch the birdy, you bastard.

James Bond

Barney Ross: [watching Luna fight] I could do that.
Bonaparte: You wanna slip on a dress and give it a shot?

Sarah Connor: What did he just say?
Gas Station Attendant: He said there's a storm coming in.
Sarah Connor: [sighs] I know.

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Marcus Burnett: You made me think you were gonna shoot me for a minute.
Mike Lowrey: I was.

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[to Sonja] We are no better than the beasts at our door.


Nicky: Your first assignment was in Geneva...
Jason Bourne: You fucking people!

Cindy: What happened to Sully?
Matrix: I let him go.

Jimmy: I want to give you something.
Louise: Give it to me here.
Jimmy: [pulls out at engagement ring] Why don't you try it on? You didn't see that one coming, did you?
Louise: Why Jimmy? Why now?
Jimmy: Try not to get too excited, Louise. I just flew across two states with that ring in my fuckin' hand, and uh... You know I hate to fly.

Listening to this is like having a pine cone shoved up my ass!

Matt Farrell

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